Please Log-In to view the whole site. We encourage you to post to the site. Thank You



 
HomeHomeGalleryFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in
Similar topics
Join us & Post now!
 
Log in
Username:
Password:
Log in automatically: 
:: I forgot my password
Chat Box
Latest topics
» Requirements for New students
Thu May 09, 2013 8:37 am by mmansueto

» tuition fee
Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:26 pm by Medelyn Bautista

» year 2012........
Sun May 01, 2011 6:55 pm by IdiosYnCrasY

» Anion?
Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:12 pm by replica watches

» Sem break
Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:11 pm by replica watches

» New Discovered Site
Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:27 pm by replica watches

» Storm ondoy
Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:27 pm by replica watches

» Entrance Tests Walkthrough
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:18 pm by Tired Admin

» Im back without the friend i used to know.
Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:35 pm by resstannic

Top posters
alphahydrae
 
Ching-A-Ling
 
greenatheart
 
Tired Admin
 
poister
 
.
 
CLAMPheaven
 
rinneColizaE
 
vanitydoll
 
Kobato
 
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
Suggestion Box
 
Advertisements
BWS Forum Visitors
quality statistics

Share | 
 

 How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?

Go down 
AuthorMessage
_john_
D-Class
D-Class
avatar

Male
Cancer Goat
Number of posts : 39
Age : 27
Section/Title : College
Reputation : 0
E-Points : 3672

20081007
PostHow can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?

You know, namuot jod ko sa akong teacher ani nga question. As in! Samok kaau. .

My teacher said, "Do you know that dwarves work inside a vendo machine?"
We told him, "No sir! That's impossible"
He said, "Prove it then"

I said "when we open a vendo machine, there is no dwarf"
He said "your third eye is closed"

I said "because their is no entrance to the vendo"
He said "what about the hole where you get the item, he can pass through there. He is a dwarf after all."

I said "because there is no oxygen inside"
He said "he has an oxygen tank"

I said "because he can't live without food and water"
He said "he brings his baon everyday"

I said "because he has nowhere to attend to his personal necessity"
He said "he attends to it before going inside the vendo"

I said "what if he is having LBM"
He said "he brings medicine"

I said "because their is no light inside so he can not see"
He said "he has his own flashlight"

Then I said "Sir, F**k YOU!!" hahaha joke lang. .

honestly, almost everyone loss their cool. . how about you? can you prove it? To the point that my teacher can't give anymore reasons? lol!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://8nohj8.multiply.com

 Similar topics

-
» Theories Proven Wrong
» Proof of a Spirit World?
» 8 Industrial Uses for Coke Which Prove it's Not Fit for Human Consumption
» Defining the Habitable Zone
» Nu Ophiuchi and Tau Geminorum b as planets?
Share this post on: diggdeliciousredditstumbleuponslashdotyahoogooglelive

How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo? :: Comments

tell your teacher...

" I give up..how do you know sir? are you the dwarf? " hehe
alphahydrae wrote:
tell your teacher...

" I give up..how do you know sir? are you the dwarf? " hehe

di pud pwede kay makakita man ko ni sir so he is not a dwarf kay hing ingon man siya nga my 3rd eye is not open! hahaha lol! samok jod ni oi. . hagbong ko ani ron. . hahahaha lol!
aw..ok...so tell him you did not see him and you are just hearing him..like normal people hearing paranormal things..hehe if he insist, tell him your eyes are closed..hehe philo na? or logic? what subject?
alphahydrae wrote:
aw..ok...so tell him you did not see him and you are just hearing him..like normal people hearing paranormal things..hehe if he insist, tell him your eyes are closed..hehe philo na? or logic? what subject?

hahaha pwede. . hahaha pero. . . what if mu-ingon siya nga "Why did you even talked to me in the first place?" hahaha you know, kung la ko kakita niya, so why talk to him? hahaha

subject? physics! wla lang. . brain teaser ni sir namo. . hahahaha joke ra tong hagbung stuff pero seriously, i'm in deep shit sa physics. . haha
aw..hehe so ingna siya na you asked me first, so i heard you, then i answered..hehe gawas ug ikaw ni tok una..saunz..
pero bisan pa ug ako hing una ug talk or si sir, it doesn't solve anything. . lol!
pwede man siya mu-ingon "I'm the teacher, of course I would talk to you. How can I teach without even talking to you?" hahaha layo na jod ni sa main topic. . HAHAHA
[b]
haha ok hmp
ingna nalang pud siya na layo na na sa inyo na topic pud..haha
hahaha. . non sense jod au noh? haha pero lisod pangtaan ug bikil. .
Smile)
ahaha yay! mahagbong si john ug physics..weee! jk
haha. . ayaw tawn. . haha wish me luck, finals na namo sa p6 on fri. . haha and my last finals. . hahah good luck sa inyu p.t.t
haha ok..hehe fri pa diay? so wen man ka muuli? :p
lgeh. . tomorrow na. . should study like hell. . haha monday pa. . oi, kinsa lgeh ka bah. . . hahaha
haha ok..god bless sa byahe..:p
Weirdo man na imu teacher oi, Out of Topic kaayo. Physics diba?!!
haha uu lagi..harhar
what kind of question is this???...
lol la ka kasabot??..hehe anyway, welcome back to bohol ni john..Razz
yea..JOHN..haha..xD intawon..daghan a.u na.crazy pag visit nea sa skul..especially mga classmates nako..dagan2 gyud xlaa bayts..hahay..lisod d.ay nang ma.artista noh?haha..good 4 him..enewei..bahala na..xe ehem man ako..lol
haha..xenxa na..out of topic.. Very Happy
yeah..haha pero naay 1 person na kinaluoyan..hehe
boang boang mani si john oi..Very Happy peace john..Razz
kinsa man??mang chika kuno ta ana?? queen king lol
yaw na..hehe kasuk-an napud ko adto..then i wont say it in public man pud..hehe Surprised
hehehe..nuon pod..idol gyud ka nako oi..hehehe..
gi ingnan pa to nimo og..
naa ko friends nga dwarf sir...then i asked them if what u're sayin is true..then they said no...then kung ganahan siya makig kita sa imu "friends" na dwarf ingna siya nga "they're right here sir o..[then dang point somewhere nga pyd nila ka stayhan kuntahay or something]" then kung mu ingon siya og wala siya na kitan...ingnon nimo nga tawa sir! ikaw ra man diay wa 3rd eye...gi unsa man nimo pag kahibaw nga naa dwarf sa vendo machine?"

do i make sense? i guess not.hahaha
kinsa d i ni si john? hehe
pandalover wrote:
kinsa d i ni si john? hehe

basin si...ambot..hahaha.
kinsay john?Very Happy
haha. pag sy0r yen!
syur kaayu!hahaha
murag si abarado na...basin lang wa ko sure.hahaha
alvarquez wrote:
Weirdo man na imu teacher oi, Out of Topic kaayo. Physics diba?!!

uu physics pero ang point niya adto ng how can you prove something para tuuhan ka kay science craps ara hard to believe but heck we believe them because their proven facts. . baw na uie. . bhla na to. . im done with p6! yey! hahaha
alphahydrae wrote:
yeah..haha pero naay 1 person na kinaluoyan..hehe
boang boang mani si john oi..Very Happy peace john..Razz

Embarassed phard. . haha. . wat did i do? aw. . nvm rabbit
hehehe smyl nalang john oi.. kekkeke
haha..mao gyd..
asus..apil apil napud oh..xD
Crying or Very sad baw lang jod ni. . ishtuffid lab hahaha!
haha. . murag LQ naman pd ni uie. . HAHAHA
haha yaw ragud ko i sugsug ni sheenan..only gays patol to gays..ew
eww!!!mano patol man ko alphard tawn pud??im not gay!!eww!!!
aw. . sori na mga bro. . hehe by the way. . how's your physics class goin?
haha ok ra john..!
haha physics kay usahay nice, usahay, kapoy pud.. Very Happy
dghan formula. hehe
_john_ wrote:
aw. . sori na mga bro. . hehe by the way. . how's your physics class goin?


aww!!haha!!awkie ra na john!!!heeh..k raman xad among physics..hehe!!!
pungot phy6 oi..
 

How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?

Back to top 

Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Questions Office-
Jump to: