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PostHow can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?

You know, namuot jod ko sa akong teacher ani nga question. As in! Samok kaau. .

My teacher said, "Do you know that dwarves work inside a vendo machine?"
We told him, "No sir! That's impossible"
He said, "Prove it then"

I said "when we open a vendo machine, there is no dwarf"
He said "your third eye is closed"

I said "because their is no entrance to the vendo"
He said "what about the hole where you get the item, he can pass through there. He is a dwarf after all."

I said "because there is no oxygen inside"
He said "he has an oxygen tank"

I said "because he can't live without food and water"
He said "he brings his baon everyday"

I said "because he has nowhere to attend to his personal necessity"
He said "he attends to it before going inside the vendo"

I said "what if he is having LBM"
He said "he brings medicine"

I said "because their is no light inside so he can not see"
He said "he has his own flashlight"

Then I said "Sir, F**k YOU!!" hahaha joke lang. .

honestly, almost everyone loss their cool. . how about you? can you prove it? To the point that my teacher can't give anymore reasons? lol!
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alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:16 pm by alphahydrae
tell your teacher...

" I give up..how do you know sir? are you the dwarf? " hehe
_john_
alphahydrae wrote:
tell your teacher...

" I give up..how do you know sir? are you the dwarf? " hehe

di pud pwede kay makakita man ko ni sir so he is not a dwarf kay hing ingon man siya nga my 3rd eye is not open! hahaha lol! samok jod ni oi. . hagbong ko ani ron. . hahahaha lol!
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:11 pm by alphahydrae
aw..ok...so tell him you did not see him and you are just hearing him..like normal people hearing paranormal things..hehe if he insist, tell him your eyes are closed..hehe philo na? or logic? what subject?
_john_
alphahydrae wrote:
aw..ok...so tell him you did not see him and you are just hearing him..like normal people hearing paranormal things..hehe if he insist, tell him your eyes are closed..hehe philo na? or logic? what subject?

hahaha pwede. . hahaha pero. . . what if mu-ingon siya nga "Why did you even talked to me in the first place?" hahaha you know, kung la ko kakita niya, so why talk to him? hahaha

subject? physics! wla lang. . brain teaser ni sir namo. . hahahaha joke ra tong hagbung stuff pero seriously, i'm in deep shit sa physics. . haha
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:36 pm by alphahydrae
aw..hehe so ingna siya na you asked me first, so i heard you, then i answered..hehe gawas ug ikaw ni tok una..saunz..
_john_
pero bisan pa ug ako hing una ug talk or si sir, it doesn't solve anything. . lol!
pwede man siya mu-ingon "I'm the teacher, of course I would talk to you. How can I teach without even talking to you?" hahaha layo na jod ni sa main topic. . HAHAHA[b]
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:45 pm by alphahydrae
haha ok hmp
ingna nalang pud siya na layo na na sa inyo na topic pud..haha
_john_
hahaha. . non sense jod au noh? haha pero lisod pangtaan ug bikil. .
Smile)
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:05 pm by alphahydrae
ahaha yay! mahagbong si john ug physics..weee! jk
_john_
haha. . ayaw tawn. . haha wish me luck, finals na namo sa p6 on fri. . haha and my last finals. . hahah good luck sa inyu p.t.t
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:39 pm by alphahydrae
haha ok..hehe fri pa diay? so wen man ka muuli? :p
_john_
lgeh. . tomorrow na. . should study like hell. . haha monday pa. . oi, kinsa lgeh ka bah. . . hahaha
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:33 pm by alphahydrae
haha ok..god bless sa byahe..:p
Tired Admin
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:16 pm by Tired Admin
Weirdo man na imu teacher oi, Out of Topic kaayo. Physics diba?!!
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:11 pm by alphahydrae
haha uu lagi..harhar
vanitydoll
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:20 pm by vanitydoll
what kind of question is this???...
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:53 pm by alphahydrae
lol la ka kasabot??..hehe anyway, welcome back to bohol ni john..Razz
critically ashamed. ™
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:38 pm by critically ashamed. ™
yea..JOHN..haha..xD intawon..daghan a.u na.crazy pag visit nea sa skul..especially mga classmates nako..dagan2 gyud xlaa bayts..hahay..lisod d.ay nang ma.artista noh?haha..good 4 him..enewei..bahala na..xe ehem man ako..lol
haha..xenxa na..out of topic.. Very Happy
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:35 pm by alphahydrae
yeah..haha pero naay 1 person na kinaluoyan..hehe
boang boang mani si john oi..Very Happy peace john..Razz
critically ashamed. ™
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:51 pm by critically ashamed. ™
kinsa man??mang chika kuno ta ana?? queen king lol
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:04 pm by alphahydrae
yaw na..hehe kasuk-an napud ko adto..then i wont say it in public man pud..hehe Surprised
critically ashamed. ™
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:52 pm by critically ashamed. ™
hehehe..nuon pod..idol gyud ka nako oi..hehehe..
greenatheart
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:29 pm by greenatheart
gi ingnan pa to nimo og..
naa ko friends nga dwarf sir...then i asked them if what u're sayin is true..then they said no...then kung ganahan siya makig kita sa imu "friends" na dwarf ingna siya nga "they're right here sir o..[then dang point somewhere nga pyd nila ka stayhan kuntahay or something]" then kung mu ingon siya og wala siya na kitan...ingnon nimo nga tawa sir! ikaw ra man diay wa 3rd eye...gi unsa man nimo pag kahibaw nga naa dwarf sa vendo machine?"

do i make sense? i guess not.hahaha
Ching-A-Ling
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:40 pm by Ching-A-Ling
kinsa d i ni si john? hehe
greenatheart
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:19 pm by greenatheart
pandalover wrote:
kinsa d i ni si john? hehe

basin si...ambot..hahaha.
greenatheart
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:19 pm by greenatheart
kinsay john?Very Happy
Ching-A-Ling
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:14 pm by Ching-A-Ling
haha. pag sy0r yen!
greenatheart
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:34 am by greenatheart
syur kaayu!hahaha
murag si abarado na...basin lang wa ko sure.hahaha
_john_
alvarquez wrote:
Weirdo man na imu teacher oi, Out of Topic kaayo. Physics diba?!!

uu physics pero ang point niya adto ng how can you prove something para tuuhan ka kay science craps ara hard to believe but heck we believe them because their proven facts. . baw na uie. . bhla na to. . im done with p6! yey! hahaha
_john_
alphahydrae wrote:
yeah..haha pero naay 1 person na kinaluoyan..hehe
boang boang mani si john oi..Very Happy peace john..Razz

Embarassed phard. . haha. . wat did i do? aw. . nvm rabbit
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:23 am by alphahydrae
hehehe smyl nalang john oi.. kekkeke
poister
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:32 pm by poister
haha..mao gyd..
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:38 am by alphahydrae
asus..apil apil napud oh..xD
_john_
Crying or Very sad baw lang jod ni. . ishtuffid lab hahaha!
_john_
haha. . murag LQ naman pd ni uie. . HAHAHA
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:21 pm by alphahydrae
haha yaw ragud ko i sugsug ni sheenan..only gays patol to gays..ew
poister
eww!!!mano patol man ko alphard tawn pud??im not gay!!eww!!!
_john_
aw. . sori na mga bro. . hehe by the way. . how's your physics class goin?
poister
haha ok ra john..!
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:17 pm by alphahydrae
haha physics kay usahay nice, usahay, kapoy pud.. Very Happy
Ching-A-Ling
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:01 pm by Ching-A-Ling
dghan formula. hehe
poister
_john_ wrote:
aw. . sori na mga bro. . hehe by the way. . how's your physics class goin?


aww!!haha!!awkie ra na john!!!heeh..k raman xad among physics..hehe!!!
alphahydrae
Re: How can you prove that their is no dwarf inside a vendo?
Post Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:33 pm by alphahydrae
pungot phy6 oi..
 

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